Swimming in tech support requests? Sometimes it helps to have a good chuckle. These are our favorite tech support quotes. Check out some of our previous list of funny tech support quotes.
Funny Tech Support Quotes
- This is an RGE (resume generating event).
- This is a CLO (career limiting opportunity).
- This is an ID-10-T error.
- This is a PICNIC error. (Problem in chair, not in computer)
- “It is ready to test”
- This is a PEBCAK error – (Problems Existing Between Chair and Keyboard)
- On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard can you click?
- Please do the needful.
- No good deeds goes unpunished.
- Revert at your earliest convenience.
- There is no need to SHOUT.
- Have you tried turning it off and back on?
- Is it plugged in?
- If it’s not in the ticket, it didn’t happen.
- We’ve stepped in a pile of should.
- A raised hand is not a ticket
- No ticket = no work done.
- Your backup is only as good as your restore.
- Please reboot.
- Self resolving ticket.
- If it’s worth doing, it’s worth automating.
- We put the SH in your IT.
- Lack of proper planning does not constitute an emergency.
- Please login when you’re sober.
- Prior planning prevents poor performance.
- The button on the side, is it glowing?
- I’ve got 99 problems but a switch ain’t one.
- That should be relatively straight forward.
- Replacement parts: $XXX. Knowledge of what to replace: priceless.
- Test your restores, not your backups.
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